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Some might not think this is very funny but I think my kid is frickin hilarious. She's a high pitched, tiny version of me. Doesn't look a thing like her father. Baby girl is my clone. lol! Anywho, I got her an ice cream before taking her to the baby sitter.

"Good fing is that it taste good. Bad fing is that it melts. My brain get all freezy tryna keep up."

And then when gassing up the car she got out to "help" me. She pats the car on its ass and says "Just a little more and this baby be aaaalllll good."

Where does she even learn to speak like that? XD